the machine

It is rigged, and it will tell you how.

Five credits a pull on one payline. There is no stake and no prize. The reels run on real weighted virtual stops, and the panel beside them prints what actually happened on every pull, including the ones that were built to feel like they nearly came in.

CATABU . one payline . max bet 5

7
cat
die
cards
cat
halo
die
cat
cards
coin
cat
die
halo
cat
cards
die
7
cat
die
cards
cat
halo
die
cat
cards
coin
cat
die
halo
cat
cards
die
7
cat
die
cards
cat
halo
die
cat
cards
coin
cat
die
halo
cat
cards
die
7
cat
die
cards
cat
halo
die
cat
cards
coin
cat
die
halo
cat
cards
die
7
cat
die
cards
cat
halo
die
cat
cards
coin
cat
die
halo
cat
cards
die
7
cat
die
cards
cat
halo
die
cat
cards
coin
cat
die
halo
cat
cards
die
7
cat
die
cards
cat
halo
die
cat
cards
coin
cat
die
halo
cat
cards
die
7
cat
die
cards
cat
halo
die
cat
cards
coin
cat
die
halo
cat
cards
die
7
cat
die
cards
cat
halo
die
cat
cards
coin
cat
die
halo
cat
cards
die

credits500

the audit

Pull it once and this panel starts telling on the machine.

pulls
0
staked
0
returned
0
your return
--
the machine's return
74.46%
near misses
0
wins under the stake
0
biggest single pay
0

Twenty two stops, one in 337,479

Count the symbols on a reel and three sevens looks like 1 in 10,648. Behind each reel is a weighted list of 67, 69, 73 virtual stops, and the seven owns one entry on each. The real answer is 1 in 337,479, about 32 times longer than the reel is telling you.

Method: US patent 4,448,419, Telnaes, 1984.

The seven you keep seeing

On any given pull a seven is sitting in the window on reel one 25.4 percent of the time, because the stops either side of it are the heaviest on the machine. All three reels show one and pay nothing on 2.20 percent of spins, which is 1 in 45.

Near misses are rated worse than plain losses and make people play on. Clark et al, Neuron 61(3), 2009.

74.46 percent

That is what this machine gives back over every possible outcome, worked out by enumerating all 10,648 of them rather than by simulating. Nevada will not license a slot machine that returns less than 75 percent. This one is 0.54 points short of being legal in a casino.

Nevada Gaming Commission Regulation 14.040.

A win that costs you money

16.0 percent of pulls hand back less than the 5 you staked, which is more often than every other kind of win put together. The audit calls those out by name. A real machine plays a fanfare instead.

Dixon et al, Addiction 105(10), 2010.

The paytable

Per pull, at the 5 credit stake. The odds column is exact, not a rounding of a simulation.

on the linepayslands
77750,0001 in 337,479
halo12,0001 in 42,185
coin2,0001 in 12,499
cards9001 in 1,562
die1551 in 195
cat1101 in 100
two sevens, reels one and two1001 in 4,687
any three pictures, no blank41 in 6

The reel, opened up

Left is what is painted on the drum, all 22 positions of it. Right is how many virtual stops each position owns on each of the three reels. The bar is the third reel, the one that stops last.

stopsymbolreel 1reel 2reel 3
0seven111
1blank8911
2cat333
3die333
4cards222
5blank333
6cat333
7halo111
8die333
9blank333
10cat333
11cards222
12coin333
13blank333
14cat333
15die333
16halo111
17blank333
18cat333
19cards222
20die333
21blank8911

Run node tools/paytable.mjs in the repository and it will print every figure on this page from that table alone.